~ Innovation: We're taking more of your money to come up with new ways to take your money.
~Education: We're taking more of your money to help you understand why we need to take more of your money.
~Infrastructure: We're taking more of your money to fund pork barrel shovel ready projects and buildings with our names on it...its important.
~Government/Regulation reform: We're making new rules to make it easier to take your money.
~Defecit reduction: we'll spend less money in a couple of areas while taking more of your money to spend on all of the other areas above.
Hey America is totally great! If American's were just a little more willing to share their money with us, its great elected officials, America could be awesome! If you all complained just a little less and were more quiet about it, we could totally print more dollars and borrow more money from China and show China that we're totally more awesome than they are!! Deficit schmefecit...we'll be awesome!
If we could all just bipartisanly (I'm not sure that's an actual word by the way) agree that I am right and that we should do everything I say we can make American great again!
Thank You and please leave your check at the door.
Man!! I should totally be a speech writter for these yahoos...I could have totally saved us like 80 wasted minutes of our lives!!
Am I sounding bitter? :)
~Education: We're taking more of your money to help you understand why we need to take more of your money.
~Infrastructure: We're taking more of your money to fund pork barrel shovel ready projects and buildings with our names on it...its important.
~Government/Regulation reform: We're making new rules to make it easier to take your money.
~Defecit reduction: we'll spend less money in a couple of areas while taking more of your money to spend on all of the other areas above.
Hey America is totally great! If American's were just a little more willing to share their money with us, its great elected officials, America could be awesome! If you all complained just a little less and were more quiet about it, we could totally print more dollars and borrow more money from China and show China that we're totally more awesome than they are!! Deficit schmefecit...we'll be awesome!
If we could all just bipartisanly (I'm not sure that's an actual word by the way) agree that I am right and that we should do everything I say we can make American great again!
Thank You and please leave your check at the door.
Man!! I should totally be a speech writter for these yahoos...I could have totally saved us like 80 wasted minutes of our lives!!
Am I sounding bitter? :)
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